See How We Help Make Your Festivus A Celebration To Remember

Bring On The Festivities!

To celebrate this holiday in the manner befitting this time-honored tradition, we have created this website to help you  dance about the Festivus Pole, a website to toast grievances by, and a website to embolden your most bodacious feats of strength.

Where’s the wine?

Yes, we know that’s why you are here.  To benefit from the selection of wines most befitting an occasion like this.  Festivuswine – now that’s what the people want…

Our selection for 2011

You have wisely chosen to review the selection on offer for this and other great occasions.  Let’s get to the list…

1.  We’re working on it

2.  Possibly a white, you’ll have to come back to find out

3.  Heard of Pinot Gris?  You’ll love this one!

You’ve pulled your bare aluminum pole out of the closet, dusted it off and erected it in the middle of the living room. The pole shines brightly, free of distracting tinsel and ornaments, glorious in it’s zen simplicity. Your list of grievances have been long in the making, and the lengthy scroll sits now at your dinner place setting, awaiting the upcoming Airing of Grievances. You’ve just watched your favorite  dvd and have polished up the wrestling moves to pin the old man to the floor.

This is the moment you’ve waited for all year… the non-holiday to surpass all holidays… it’s your time, our time, the time for the rest of us… the time for Festivus!

May your Festivus be joyous, cheerful and tinsel-free.